April 2011
173 posts
When I'm Small
Phantogram
Phantogram -When I’m Small
March 2011
224 posts
How We Do
Mount Sims
Mount Sims _How We Do
Listen
Hall & Oates -I Can’t Go For That
We are both looking for the same type of male.
!! Well, if and when you find him. Let me know when you’re not going to be around.
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.
“They come in all shapes and sizes and there is an admirer for each variety. They are among the main attractions of the male body. Buns are versatile and beautiful -cushiony when relaxed, firm when flexed; at once soft and hard, smooth ad strong, plush and steel. No wonder the world is filling up with replicas of Michelangelo’s David; even in soapstone or Styrofoam, the rear view is beguiling. David’s weight rests on one leg, which accentuates the roundness of that cheek and hollows out the dimple. The other curve is relaxed and the corresponding bun describes a gentler curve.”
—Silverstein, Dr. Charles, and Felice Picano. The New Joy of Gay Sex. New York: HaperCollins Publishers, Inc., 1992. Print
Opium Flower
Cass McCombs
Cass McCombs -Opium Flower